Andy Cohen announced the Drinking Game Word: Like.
Kelly: What’s the word?
Andy: You’re gonna, like, find out.
Kelly: But, like, if I wanna drink, like, so how do I know like?
BING BING BING BING
Poll Question: Who most needs therapy?
Sonja, Ramona, Kelly, Jill, Alex, Luann, or Cindy?
We learned that the bruise on Sonja’s ass was due to her fall off of that horse! A Snyder’s Pretzel-sponsored clip of the week “Ramon-oh-no-she-didnt” showed a preview of the Housewives upcoming nutty trip to Morocco! Video link posted below.
Sonja’s ass came up again, as in last night’s Real Housewives episode Kelly shared in her talking head that at Sonja’s age, it was time to cover up. So what of Kelly’s Playboy photos? Cover up? Isn’t that hypocritical? No, says Cindy. Her opinion is that Playboy is way different as Sonja was flipping her dress up to show her butt all night which is different than Kelly taking Playboy photos. Kelly defended herself by saying that she shot the Playboy pictures when she was 41 and you don’t see her flaunting and showing her buttocks this season. Then again, Sonja was having a good time; she’s a spirited girl after all.
There was a viewer question about that Housewives pecking order: is it all in Sonja’s head or is there a pecking order? Cindy to Kelly, “Aw, I feel bad for Sonja, too. You’re right. I do. That she actually judges people on their social/financial status. You’re right I feel bad for Sonja.” Once again Kelly defended Sonja saying there’s no pecking order. Kelly feels Sonja was just trying to protect Ramona and probably didn’t realize that the Housewives crew loves Cindy so much. Kelly to Cindy, “You’re such an awesome girl,” says Kel. “IBM. (apparently she worked at IBM) HELLO. Cindy Barshop has her own shop Completely Bare, she’s a rock star.” She used to work at IBM. There’s no pecking order with Cindy Barshop, Kelly says, as she demonstrates with her hand “Cindy Barshop’s ‘up here’ with my girl.”
To Kelly: Are you jealous of Bethenny’s Skinnygirl fortune? "No, it’s a great testament to Bravo with potential for all of us." Andy clarified, “Not a testament to Bethenny?” Nope, says Kelly, “To Bravo and their ability to make stars out of “real people.”
Game Time: “Millionaire Hair Snatchmaker.” Kelly won, but there was no prize tonight, though Cindy had a surprise for Andy Cohen: An Andy Cohen Vatoo.
Poll question results to “Who needs therapy the most?”
“Celebrity” Simon van Kempen, in shiny blue pants this time, then took the Bravo Clubhouse stage and with a silver disco ball over his head and blue light glowing around him, performed his new single “I Am Real”!
Watch clips from last night's show here!